Nothing says I love you more than getting it inked into your skin that can only be fixed with expensive and painful laser treatment or a much larger cover-up (just ask Ariana Grande & Pete Davidson). Double points if you surprise your significant other with this true testament to love.
This next one is so obvious and I honestly do this all the time. After a dinner party, the dishes go into the dishwasher and those that can’t go in the sink until the next day.
It will just look like you put your jewellery on a toilet roll that you decided to either cover in glitter or paint. Either way, not great.
Now I know that the hack below is BS because I once had a second-degree sunburn and bathing in black tea did nothing to help or soothe the pain. After my appendix, this is the most pain I’ve been in. Standing up and sitting down was quite the task and painful AF.
How NOT to get that job. Also, Trump has been Time’s Person of the Year so let’s not all jump on that bandwagon.
Brilliant hacks that I’m kind of sad I didn’t think of first
This flat tyre hack is brilliant. Just don’t send the same pic to the same person twice.
The next time you’re in a bar fight, remember this hack.
But it’s not all bad, here are some that are useful and actually work
I know this works because in the summer I do this all the time.
This seems like it would work. Check out your app store for siren sounds.
And lastly, if you are struggling with your own tantrums or need to let off some steam, start ripping up some newspapers.
Should you download Crumblyy?
Despite some of the questionable advice, I still have this app on my phone AND while I usually turn off all notifications, I’ve kept them on for Crumblyy because it makes me laugh every day. I am not sure how long I’ll keep this on my phone for, but it is a great way to cheer myself up.
Get it on Android. Sorry iOS users, this one isn’t for you.
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