South Africans are bringing their A game. Last week we had My f** Marelize and this week we have the #WooliesWaterChallenge. The more I watch it, the funnier it gets. And the reactions are amazing. In other news, Instagram and Facebook went down and Twitter reacted in the best way possible. All this and more in this week’s edition of Bytesized.
?Instagram & Facebook went down and Twitter was where it was at
If I can’t check Instagram how will I know what brand names I said out loud an hour ago
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 13, 2019
Welcome everyone who came here from Instagram.
This where the screenshots of memes you like on Instagram are born!
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 14, 2019
Trying to figure out why global productivity went up by 30% today.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) March 14, 2019
?Amalgamate. Photosynthesis.
Woolworths wasn’t having the best of times but that all changed when these guys drank some Woolies water.
Your video is exquisite and we’d love to amalgamate with you 😉
Sliding into your DMs now…#keepitgoing #keepitflowing #WooliesWaterChallenge https://t.co/ahFPBXcUx4— Woolworths SA (@WOOLWORTHS_SA) March 12, 2019
The power of water! #Woolworthswaterchallenge #woolieswater @WOOLWORTHS_SA pic.twitter.com/LZ3r5BIU37
— Kevin Narain (@kev_rain) March 13, 2019
As a @Woolworths_SA employee I couldn't get left outta the fun #Woolieswaterchallenge pic.twitter.com/N3hT2MDV2w
— Mac Mangethe🇿🇦 (@MacNtsele) March 12, 2019
Seems the food works too #Woolieswaterchallenge #keepitflowing #keepitgoing #likethewater @WOOLWORTHS_SA pic.twitter.com/2tGXndM7y7
— Falcone of FnM (@Falcone_Beats) March 12, 2019
Summoning circle using Woolies water
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💧 Exquisite 💧💧 Photosynthesis 💧
💧 Amalgamate 💧
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💧— Woolworths SA (@WOOLWORTHS_SA) March 12, 2019
I would like to extend my salutations and benedictions to @fantomdan for this vessel of hydrating liquid. 😂#WooliesWaterChallenge pic.twitter.com/tPDFuzCtb0
— Metronome Shawty ⚡️ Melanin Monroe (@ChabiSetsubi) March 13, 2019
But this is by far my favourite…
“Keep it going, keep it flowing, like a water” … Satafrikan Proverb #Woolieswaterchallenge
— ThembisileM (@ThembisileM8) March 12, 2019
?This is what a click farm looks like
Of course, I’m a farmer. I’m a click farmer m***** f***** – Tropic Thunder
I’m completely obsessed by click farms – where thousands of machines are lined up to generate fake engagement. https://t.co/NgDm4AWiCm
— Jamie Bartlett (@JamieJBartlett) March 11, 2019
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