I recently celebrated my 36th birthday. That feels old. I was chatting to my friend and she said this year doesn’t count because COVID, so I guess you could say I’m still 35. Although we’ve probably all aged several years during lockdown. It hasn’t been easy but it’s made me more grateful and has taught me to appreciate the small things. Things like getting to eat TWO pieces of chocolate peanut butter cake because it’s your birthday. I digress… but seriously that cake was amazing. And now in totally unrelated news, let’s take a look at some chonky animals and some tweets that slap way too hard.
It’s that time of year again… it’s Fat Bear Week.
COVID has taken a lot of things, but thank f&*% it hasn’t taken Fat Bear Week. Fat Bear Week is a thing and almost rivals Shark Week. Almost. It’s a bracket competition held every year by Katmai National Park in Alaska, where people vote which of the park’s brown bears has beefed itself up the most for their upcoming winter hibernation
The bracket is up! Voting starts Wednesday at https://t.co/uAGbxMYtxf
You cannot escape the gravitational pull of #FatBearWeek
Pic of the @KatmaiNPS 2018 Champion: 409 Beadnose #Alaska 🐻🐻🐻 pic.twitter.com/0PmT4FVP0K
— US Department of the Interior (@Interior) September 25, 2020
Voting has opened, and you can get in on the action. The before and after pictures really crack me up.
Other Chonks include Fatatoulie (read the caption).
And what would a chonk animal round-up be without a raccoon?
These tweets are funny but also way too real #ThanksCOVID
BREAKING: LinkedIn Thinks You Should Congratulate Recently Laid Off Copywriter For Starting New Position At "Self Employed"
— ADWEAK (@adweak) September 29, 2020
Felt cute… might delete all social media, destroy cellphone and move to Bloemfontein later. pic.twitter.com/ElPuG7kHXr
— Gavin Kelly (@Gavykelly) September 30, 2020
netflix: are you still watching
me: no but i cannot be left alone with my thoughts
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) September 20, 2020
the new 9-5 pic.twitter.com/XmWoh3pAIT
— lizandmollie (@lizandmollie) September 15, 2020
January, February , quarantine , December
— Retired Hardguy (@The_Octoberman) September 20, 2020