I'm binge-watching trashy reality TV, probably eating Nandos (they deserve the money after their latest ad) and remembering that I can't be cool like Kanye and wear slippers with socks to my sister's wedding. And coincidentally, most of these things tie in with things you need to know about in this week's Bytesized!
There are so many awesome internet bytes this week (nomnomnom). From Pokemon Go with dinosaurs to a claim that sleeping pills cause racism, the worst music video ever, Khaleesi doing stock photography and more, you really can thank me later.
Doritos brings us something for the ladies, Uber drivers reveal their pet peeves and the internet reacts to the SpaceX launch.
And now for something completely different, here is all the internet news you need to know about in this week's Bytesized.
While the sun sets on fidget spinners, we have something for all those popaholics out there. The PopItPal allows you to squeeze pimples over and over again. PLUS KFC UK runs ou tof chicken and human UBER is now a thing.
We all make mistakes. And sometimes we make those mistakes on Twitter. And when we make mistakes on Twitter, they can bring us hilarious memes. Here's the best of the #MarkFishChallenge.