#EverythingIsCake: you wanna piece of this?

IRL cake news, it is my favourite (and only) sibling’s birthday so I have decided to bake her a cake. I have baked her birthday cakes before. They looked OK but tasted amazing. Unfortunately this time around, I sent photos of what the cake is supposed to look like to a select few. My S.O immediately replied, “We all know it’s not going to look like that”. My brother in law simply said “very ambitious”. The cake is making its debut on Saturday, so I’ll just have to wait and see.

RIP Chocolate Log – I haven’t had one in a while but man I’m going to miss squashing other people’s Chocolate Logs (now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d write)
If you’ve been battling to find Ghost Pops, don’t worry they are not gone. Simba confirmed that they are on a production break due to COVID-19.
The Season 2 SA Bachelor and Marisia broke up. At least they lasted longer than the reunion show (Season 1). Still, if you can’t find everlasting love on a reality TV show where else are you supposed to find it?
Quiniso, one of the contestants from Season 2 is the new SA Bachelorette. And yes I will be watching it every week.
Verified Twitter users like Elon Musk and Bill Gates got hacked. The hacked tweets promised to reward us in Bitcoin.

#EverythingIsCake

It all started with super realistic looking objects that turned out to be cake. Tuba Geckil of Red Rose Cake is the chef behind these works of art that caused the interweb to doubt reality. And after what 2020 has already thrown at us, who wouldn’t.

These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid
— Tasty (@tasty) July 8, 2020

The most impressive has to be this raw chicken

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Tavuğunuzu nasıl alırsınız.. Çikolatalı ? 🤪 Not: Tabak ve strech film de yenilebilir 😊🍰❤️🎨 How do you get the chicken .. Chocolate? 🤪 Note: Plate and stretch roll are also edible 😊🍰❤️🎨 #cake #3dcake #everythingcake #allcake #chickencake #yummy 👉#tag your frends👈———————————————————————— ⭐️Sponsorlarımıza teşekkür ediyoruz👉 @altinmarka_official 👌 @dr_paste 👌 @dasuniformtr 👌 @straforcuyuzbiz👌 @yenilebilirkagit👌 #education #cakeartist #isomalte #tubageckilegitim #tubageckil #redrosecake #caketopper #handpaintingcake #butikpasta #fondantfigures #yenilebilirsanat #cakedesign #edibleart #theartofpainting #cakeartistry #cakedecorating #tubageckilegitim #cakeartist #sugarartist
A post shared by RED ROSE CAKE & TUBA GEÇKİL (@redrosecake_tubageckil) on Mar 30, 2020 at 4:51pm PDT

This really is my last straw. I don’t trust nothing no more pic.twitter.com/7hmL9pW5X7
— Kkei💵 (@DonnyKkei) July 13, 2020

Solid. Liquid. Gas. Cake. #EverythingIsCake pic.twitter.com/LRhPLvApGq
— DHMO Awareness (@DihydrogenAware) July 14, 2020

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A post shared by The Daily Show (@thedailyshow) on Jul 13, 2020 at 1:11pm PDT

unbelievable cake pic.twitter.com/R2IkHmcYmA
— maureen monahan (@momonahan) July 9, 2020

Item #: SCP-4563
Class: Keter
Description: SCP-4563 is an inanimate object with a sharp blade handle, used for kitchen appliances. However, its ability to manifest any object by slicing the insides to convert their target into a tasty delicious cream-filled cake. pic.twitter.com/Uq7NiRiYLv
— Ditzy 🤍 (@DitzyFlama) July 12, 2020