A lot has changed this week. It’s crazy to think that Cyril’s announcement was only 5 days ago. Thank goodness I recently bought new pjs. If I hadn’t what would I have worn while working from home all week?
I am always going on at my mom about sharing fake news. But this week I failed. Granted it wasn’t harmful, but still. The canals in Venice are clear, you can see fish and apparently the swans had returned. While half of it is true (the canals are clear and you can see the fish), the other part is not. The pics of swans were from another place where the swans have lived their entire life.
And when it comes to corona content, be careful what you share. If you’re caught sharing misinformation or fake news about the coronavirus with the “intention to deceive” you could face a fine and/or up-to 6 months jail time.
And now this week’s edition of Bytesized.
ICYMI Corona Part 2: The sequel you never knew you had to read until now
The amount of time people spend streaming has increased by 20% worldwide
Is Netflix 2 available yet? I’ve finished the first one.
— Sean Lloyd (@SeanDLloyd) March 18, 2020
Remember there ain’t no party like a Netflix Party
Netflix Party is a Chrome extension that allows you to watch Netflix with your friends. Download the extension and connect your accounts. The only downfall is that it doesn’t have video or instant messaging, so it’s best to watch in conjunction with another app like Whatsapp to talk about whatever it is you’re watching.
Me: *when my head starts to hurt*
Me: *knows the short list of COVID-19 symptoms*
Me: *gets a random leg pain* it begins…
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) March 18, 2020
Social distancing
And while some need to adjust to this new way of being, some are pros.
“Your Dad & I have been practicing social distancing with each other for years.” -MOM
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) March 18, 2020
This video is amazing. Arnie tells us to stay home while feeding his pony Whisky and donkey Lulu. And if that wasn’t enough, he went all Terminator 2 on us and has another video of him in chilling in jacuzzi telling spring breakers to stay home.
Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together. pic.twitter.com/FRg41QehuB
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 16, 2020
Eating all the food while at home
Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health
Day 2 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) March 18, 2020
It happens a lot faster than you think.
I'm eating ice cream for breakfast and eating breakfast at 5 PM I've gone completely feral and it only took a few days
— Addison Peacock (@Addison_Peacock) March 18, 2020
Someone in our work Whatsapp group sent this with “@Jade this is you right now”. It was 10 am.
actually lol pic.twitter.com/GbDi0qqIVE
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 17, 2020
Social distancing has been especially tough for parents
Day 24 of the Quarantine
Parents everywhere: pic.twitter.com/wY8iznS2EX
— Maybe: Jacoby (@Getthebagcoach) March 17, 2020
Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes) March 16, 2020
And if you happen to be working with your partner…
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.
— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020
People are talking about all the babies that are going to be born 9 months from now
But only one person is addressing the real concern…
What about the food?
The power is in our hands, wash them. 🙌 pic.twitter.com/ct0rYjVFwE
— NandosSA (@NandosSA) March 18, 2020
All restaurants that serve alcohol and bars need to close by 6 pm every day except on Sundays when it is at 1 pm. They are not allowed more than 50 people at a time.
Uber EATS also has free lunchtime delivery (11 am – 2 pm) on weekdays. Check the app for the daily promo code. Food delivery services haven’t been impacted by the restaurant ban yet but will stop delivering alcohol after 6 pm. If you’d like your courier to leave your food at the doorstep, just leave a note in the comments section on the app.
I was today year’s old when I learned how caviar is made
I love Business Insider (sign up for their daily newsletter here – I still miss those Whatsapps) and came across this video. Somehow I thought that fish laid eggs and that’s how caviar was made. They kill the fish. And some caviar is so flippen expensive because it takes 20 years to lay eggs.
Inside Europe's biggest caviar farm pic.twitter.com/eE6L98yONn
— Business Insider (@businessinsider) March 17, 2020
You’ve been Rick Rolled
Read this out loud
POP QUIZ!
Name the opposite of each of these words
1) Always
2) Coming
3) From
4) Take
5) Me
6) Down— Doc (@DocAtCDI) March 17, 2020