This week I unintentionally stuck to a food theme with a bit of Clippy and Internet Explorer (IE) thrown in, because why not? It’s Friday and that means it’s the weekend so let’s dive right in. Here is this week’s Bytesized.
And we go back, back
If you don’t remember Clippy then I feel sorry for you. You missed the glorious rage of being annoyed by a virtual paper clip. Let that sink in. You can follow him on Twitter though.
New .doc who dis?
— Clippy (@TheClippy) June 24, 2019
IE is also on twitter and it is hilarious because all the tweets are delayed and outdated.
Just watched fast and furious 3, I hope they release 4
— Internet Explorer (@Interne04150075) March 4, 2019
When windows 10 releases, it's gonna be so epic!
— Internet Explorer (@Interne04150075) December 14, 2018
Try not to laugh at these tweets
These tweets have been cracking me up so much. The raccoon one is probably one of my favourite tweets of all time.
me: [googling] what do leg bleeding raccoon bite
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: [lifting raccoon real high] apologize or else
— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) July 21, 2019
I loved Scooby Doo as a kid.
SPEECH THERAPIST: okay let’s start with the alphabet
SCOOBY DOO: ray ree ree ree ree ref ree
SPEECH THERAPIST: *into intercom* cancel all my appointments
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) July 22, 2019
It’s all about self-motivation.
Surgeon : Relax Daniel, it's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!
Patient : My name is not Daniel
Surgeon : I know, I am Daniel
— FAROUQ 🚬 (@farouq_yahaya) July 21, 2019
Naomi Campbell is just like us in that she goes grocery shopping
I don’t know why but I’ve watched this three times this week. You should watch it too.
If the crust is your favourite part of the pizza then you need to re-evaluate your life
Is this your favourite part of the pizza? https://t.co/yAnw8QrFV4
— TAXI (@designtaxi) July 20, 2019
Watch Master Chef Junior with Hell’s Kitchen insults
When you dub Gordon Ramsay’s insults from ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ onto ‘MasterChef Junior’, it makes the show so much more entertaining. pic.twitter.com/vxOzIMShr0
— Daniel (@DannyDutch) July 19, 2019