The first quarter of the year is already over and I have no idea where the time has gone! Yes, I know how calendars work, but you know what I mean. In this week’s edition of Bytesized, I have put together some posts that will make you laugh out loud. I also decided to re-read Peter Pan after my friend had to stop reading it to her daughter. Check out some of the quotes below and let me know if that’s how you remember it.
We are already more than a quarter of the way through 2019
— Year Progress (@year_progress) April 2, 2019
If you take a selfie through a toilet roll you look like the moon
My new favourite thing to do is to take a selfie through a toilet roll tube so I can pretend I’m the moon.
2019 is going to be MY year. pic.twitter.com/5HI6re7U8E
— Gavin Slater (@gavlord) January 10, 2019
Watch this bird taking a bath
look at this glorious dumbass https://t.co/65tWhOUiaz
— Matthew Barge (@bargematt) March 28, 2019
I really wanted to RT this but thought that some people might actually do it
you're in prison. use your moms credit card.
1. the first 6 numbers are the dd/mm/yy you get incarcerated.
2. the next 10 numbers is the bail amount
3. the 3 wacky numbers at the back are how many cellmates you will have.
quote this with your answers 🤘🏻🤪🤘🏻
— fahima fan account. (@justsajida) March 31, 2019
For all of those who know who The Smashing Pumpkins are, this will be hilarious (sound on)
Billy Corgan rides a rollercoaster pic.twitter.com/rgaizgpMbs
— dave (@airbagged) March 31, 2019
As the cooler weather starts to set in, be more like this bear
He just wants to be warm pic.twitter.com/s0Qq6pC9BF
— Round Animals (@round_boys) April 1, 2019
The one tweet to end all unpopular opinion tweets
*says some really dumb shit*
— Galu (@PSGalu) March 22, 2019
For when regular fun facts just won’t do
Snakes can't bite food so they have to drink smoothies.
— Bad Science (@baaaadscience) March 19, 2019