This website can make decisions for you but you might not like the answer

Decisions can be tough. Just this morning I had to decide whether to mix it up and wear my printed scarf or keep it simple and wear my black scarf. But thanks to the website mentioned in this post (right at the end – see what I did there), you don’t have to make these kinds of decisions any more. Leaving you more time to focus on funny animal tweets, a video about wokeness and an app that I still can’t believe exists.

ICYMI: #NationalSelfieDay

⏰What happens when you are too woke?

This funny video from the BBC shows a support group for people that care way too much about everything. I had a good laugh at the use of “guys” as I still use that along with “dude”. I don’t want to ruin anything, but the part about reaching your 30’s is hilarious.

And just in case my mom is reading this, woke means:

And here’s the video:

?There’s an app for that: Places I’ve Pooped edition

Last week @Constantine104 asked for app recommendations and @StreamJunkie responded with this: Places I’ve Pooped – pin and track on a map.

Why yes there is an app that tracks where you have emptied your bowels. You can drop a pin and mark your territory as well as get notifications when your friends do the same. I don’t know why I’m so surprised that an app like this exists, but I am. I don’t plan on getting the app, but reading the reviews was time well spent.

?3 animal tweets that will make you giggle

I’ve noticed that I favourite a lot of animal-related tweets and this week is no different. Porktrait still cracks me up!

Best animals ranked. 💚
10. It’s hard
9. to rank
8. animals
7. from best
6. to worst
5. as each animal
4. is different
3. in their own
2. unique way
1. sloths because David Attenborough says so
— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) June 26, 2018

Porktrait pic.twitter.com/unkl5x16NO
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 24, 2018

i wandered lonely as a cloud pic.twitter.com/0BVwyMR63R
— The Museum of English Rural Life (@TheMERL) June 26, 2018

?Struggling to make a decision? There’s a website to help with that

I can’t f&*&% decide is the dumbest most effective solution to your indecisiveness. I put Marmite and Bovril against each other and luckily I got Marmite because I don’t eat Bovril. I guess that proves this works.