I didn’t plan on having so many animal-related posts, but it just so happened that I was #blessed with these amazing stories. And if you still have #royalwedding on the brain, I’ve rounded up the only three tweets you need to know about and learn something new with ASMR videos.
🐷And this little piggy went all the way home
🐲Bearded Dragons apparently make good dates
This is not a joke. The Bearded Dragon community started a thread showing just how cool these critters are, and in some cases, they make the perfect baes.
🕶Just another reason why pangolins are cool AF
Pangolins are cute because they always look like they're about to hesitantly present some bad news to their sovereign lord. "Pardon me sire… my liege if I may…. the prisoners…. they've….. well, they've escaped." pic.twitter.com/gsUqLcACzr
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 22, 2018
😷Therapy llamas are an actual thing
And just ICYMI, wedding llamas are also a thing. A very important one at that.
These therapy llamas love to give carrot kisses 🥕 pic.twitter.com/rLPwBWv9SB
— INSIDER (@thisisinsider) May 23, 2018
💩And check out Crap Taxidermy
When your Dad steps on a piece of Lego after you told him you cleaned your room… pic.twitter.com/bkCMiGTSCx
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 24, 2018
👄Chewing videos are a thing
I was shocked when a colleague showed me a chewing video. And in case you’re wondering what that is, it is a genre of YouTube videos where people create sounds that other people listen to. Also known as ASMR, these videos just creep me out but apparently it helps people relax.
💍These tweets sum up the Royal wedding
"We need to stamp out, eradicate and end once and for all systems of institutionalised patriarchy, misogyny, colonialism, oppression, ca–
OMG A BRITISH ROYAL WEDDING!!!"
— Mike Stopforth (@mikestopforth) May 19, 2018
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE ROYAL WEDDING :
The ginger one is marrying Rachel from Suits. The end.
— Deep Fried Man (@DeepFriedMan) May 18, 2018
WE HAVE A WINNER pic.twitter.com/cZaAYO48si
— Alfred (@maskeroni) May 19, 2018
🎙And if you haven’t yet, please take a listen to the latest episode of Bytesized: