6 reasons that prove Zucks is actually a reptilian overlord
So much has happened in the world this week, but perhaps the most important is that we finally know that Mark Zuckerberg is indeed a reptilian overlord. Bytesized usually doesn’t involve “do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist” type journalism, but this is important.
?Mark Zuckerberg is probably a reptilian aka a lizard person & here’s proof…
The conspiracy theory is real and Zuck’s recent actions in Congress prove it. I too first thought the lizard people were nothing to be concerned about but then I saw Zucks and now I’m a believer.
1.He needs to stay hydrated and luckily for him his thick waterproof skin is designed for keeping in moisture.
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