Learn how to be passive aggressive and get people to just google it,
Find out WTF an avo proposal is,
Why you HAVE to download a new game show app (HQ Trivia, where you could win real cash money)
Learn why Alexa is laughing at you (not with you),
Discover why your search history can come back to haunt you
and I also reveal what the creepiest thing you can get 3D printed is.
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?Just Google it
Don’t you get annoyed when people ask you questions that they could have easily googled? You can be funny and say something like “There’s this new thing called Google. You should try it” or just be passive aggressive and send them this link:Just F%& Google It.
In February the world as we knew it changed. Avo proposals became a thing. And if you’re wondering WTF an avo proposal is, it’s where instead of a ring box you use an avo. Simply remove the pip and add a ring.
?Be careful what you Google, because it will come back to haunt you
The funniest thing that ever happened involving online ads was when someone who works on a brand website complained about inappropriate ads appearing on the site. These were of a strip club nature and the poor soul kicked up such a fuss but didn’t quite understand how programmatic advertising worked. That is, you are shown ads based on your search history.
Before searching for something online, ask yourself: do I want to see an ad for this on every website for the rest of my life?
Forget gender reveal parties and pregnancy shoots, things just got taken to a whole new level because now you can 3D print your unborn child. It’s printed in plaster and you can even get it plated in precious metals. But why stop there? Get a Bedazzler and go crazy.
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