Here's why drones are better than models

Last weekend I went zip lining in the Waterberg and even though I’ve been zip lining before I only got over my fear halfway in. I was shaking and my lips went blue because I was biting them but I did it. There’s probably a metaphor about facing your fears in here somewhere but once done I was met with a steep climb back up to base camp. Was it fun? Yes. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Is there a point to this story? No. Here’s this week’s Bytesized packed with all the internet stuff you need to know about.

?Karma Payment Plan: kid pees on elevator buttons & then gets stuck

Possibly one of the best video titles ever, “Chinese boy breaks elevator with his pee pee”, shows what happens when you don’t play nice. I like how the kid checks if anyone is watching ???. Also how gross that he then touches the same buttons he peed on ???.

https://youtu.be/qd6cSB7XhRs

?Drones have taken catwalk models jobs

At the latest D&G show drones modelled the handbags. And that means drones are taking good looking people’s jobs. Here are some reasons why drones are better models:

drones are ALWAYS red carpet and catwalk runway ready
drones don’t have agents
drones are so NOT last season (drones are so hot right now)
this is actually drone upliftment – before they were delivering medicine, post or being used in war zones

https://twitter.com/tbhjuststop/status/968425476200042496

5 Funny AF Tweets that made me ??? this week:

? A simple test to ensure you stay humble

When I start to feel satisfied in my accomplishments, i remind myself that Alf had two personal assistants pic.twitter.com/yg8ZHC6Ni5
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 25, 2018

I’ve watched Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping about 4 times now and it just gets funnier. Here’s a reminder to stay humble.

?My thoughts on sharing food

Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.
Wife: But I only…
Me: EXACTLY the amount
— keith (@tchrquotes) November 4, 2014

?No one ever says “Just BING it”

What if Bing is just a guy in his office Googling stuff for you and doing his best
— Radrosaur (@CopernicusG) February 21, 2018

?And the key to happiness is NOT…

?Does this ever happen to you?

When your self-esteem is flying high and somebody says “you look tired”… pic.twitter.com/vxAWDGCoJT
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) February 26, 2018

? Vero, a new viral social media app (also please follow me)

WTF is Vero: the latest social media app that has a chronological timeline and lets you post different types of media to everyone, acquaintances and friends (you get to choose).

Download Vero for iOS or Android here.

✔ Ad-free (subscription fee to be implemented) ✔ First million subscribers get FREE lifetime membership (recently updated to ALL new members) ✔ Pick any username (likely hasn’t been taken yet)

Fun facts: Vero means true in Italian and was created by billionaire businessman Ayman Hariri, who is the son of the assassinated former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafic Hariri.

I joined earlier this week and posted some posts and so far have one like and one acquaintance (I was hoping this person wouldn’t be offended being put in that category).