When the internet (particularly Twitter) reacts to something we usually get comedy gold. The internet gods were kind to us this week because we have lady chips AND a car launch into space. Here are all the internet funnies you need to know about this week.
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??The only point of this game is to pet dogs at a party
Pet the Pup at the Party is the game that all socially awkward people have been waiting for.
??Doritos wants to release lady-friendly chips
Dorito’s for her because “although women would love to crunch [chips] loudly, lick their fingers and pour crumbs from the bag into their mouth afterwards, they prefer not to do this in public”. This is according to the global chief exec of Pepsi Co Indra Nooyi. And here’s how the internet responded…
"Yeah, she's kind, smart, funny, and beautiful, but good lord have you heard her eat Doritos? Hard pass."
-Every guy, ever.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 5, 2018
Doritos will also be marketing “man-friendly” chips that crunch extra loudly so that everyone knows a real MAN is eating. https://t.co/rg7ONYMgOK
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 5, 2018
why is everybody upset about the name Kylie Jenner gave her baby, I think Stormi Lady Doritos Jenner is a beautiful name
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 6, 2018
Can you make extra-loud Doritos for alpha males? I need to establish snack dominance. #DoritoMindset #MGTOW https://t.co/J0h2ZUZh7F
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 7, 2018
As funny as these reactions are, Doritos tweeted this:
We already have Doritos for women — they’re called Doritos, and they’re loved by millions.
— Doritos (@Doritos) February 6, 2018
??Uber drivers reveal their pet peeves
Buzzfeed asked a few Uber drivers what their pet peeves were and most were food and drink related. They hate it when you spill a drink and don’t say anything or start eating without first asking. Another one, which probably happens often, is when drunk people ask to stop at a fast food place on the way home.
And lastly, when people sit up front when they are the only ones in the car. Some people do this because they “don’t want to feel like you are driving me”. ???
"you got an aux cord?"
Uber drivers talk about pet peeves pic.twitter.com/iGDL17bong
— BuzzFeedVideo (@BuzzFeedVideo) February 5, 2018
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??Dude where’s my car?
Speaking of driving, Elon Musk released a Tesla into space because why not.
View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth. pic.twitter.com/QljN2VnL1O
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2018
Me: Historic Android app is coming!
Elon: Today I’ll be launching my electric car on the world’s most powerful rocket to Mars, and last week I sold 20k flamethrowers in my spare time.
— Product Hunt (@ProductHunt) February 6, 2018
Not making any allegations, BUT, I'm just saying if I were an alien trying to enslave the Earth's population and conduct an interstellar war using our planet's resources, I'd probably pick an unconvincing human name like Elon Musk.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) February 6, 2018
?There’s a dating site that matches people with the same passwords
Apparently one of the most common passwords is password. Wonder how many people will be matched based on that password? I guess there really is someone for everyone at Word of Heart. (Thanks to @TefoMohapi for sharing this)
