You mean you don’t have a poop knife?

I can’t believe that February is almost here (and yes I know how calendars work, but January is flying by) and that I haven’t seen any Valentine’s Day ads yet. I guess #Januworry is real. Even though you may be broke (especially if you invested in Bitcoin), here are internet funnies to make you LOL and forget that payday is still a week away.

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? ?Jane Fonda is my spirit animal

Just when you thought Jane Fonda couldn’t be any more awesome, she does this.


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??#BlackHogwarts is funny AF

And yes I want to go to there.  I really hope we get a Scary Movie type spoof of Black Hogwarts. Here are some of my favourite #BlackHogwarts treats. Warning: contains spoilers.

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?Don’t let your phone ring in public & other phone etiquette rules for 2018

I’m a huge fan of Awaken with JP especially after his how to become gluten intolerant video and his latest, Phone Etiquette for 2018 doesn’t disappoint. My favourite tips include:

  • don’t ever leave a voicemail but voice notes are OK because they are completely different
  • you should always text before you call – have some respect

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??You mean you don’t have a poop knife?

This article has been doing its rounds on the internet and when I finally found out what a poop knife was I just laughed out loud. Read the poop knife story on Buzzfeed here. 


poop knife urban dictionary

MRW I don’t realize this is a poop knife

?We all have a neighbour like this #ComplexLife

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