Adulting – you’re doing it right. Here’s how to tell if you are winning at adulting.
When you set realistic reminders like this one
I set realistic birth control pill alarm reminders. pic.twitter.com/yDrKh4arTL
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 8, 2017
When you correct the grammar in popular songs
Also calling hits popular songs.
turn down for whom?
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) February 25, 2017
When you start being really honest with yourself
Why do I wish for more hours in the day when I spend so much of the time I DO have pinning "healthy recipes" I KNOWWW I'm never gonna try?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2017
When you can ask life changing questions like this
Imagine finding your soulmate and finding out that their favorite dog is a pug
— Raquel Inacio ⁷ (@Raquelinacioo) April 13, 2017
When this has actually happened to you
And you’re sad about it.
slipped in the shower and dropped my pizza :'(
— Mopane Wurm (@D4RKL1NG) April 17, 2017
When you get this joke
Because Casper (mattress company) advertise on a lot of podcasts.
If you already have a new mattress should you still listen to podcasts?
— ProductHunt Podcasts (@ProductHuntPod) March 30, 2017
When you know how to start a day after a long night
A long night being staying up until 1am binge watching 13 Reasons Why.
Morning affirmation: look in the mirror after a hard night & go "THIS IS FAKE NEWS"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 21, 2017
When your weekend looks something like this
https://twitter.com/Eden_Eats/status/845471568784371712
When you DO know the difference
If you don't know the difference between a psychologist & a psychiatrist, then well done you're living a good life @nealbrennan #Netflix 😂
— Just Jade (@galoobzzz) April 17, 2017
[Tweet “Adulting is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.”]