I’ve only been at work for two days but after all of these holidays and long weekends, two days feels like an eternity. I’m sure next week will be better, but right now some interweb distraction is just what I need. And I’ve found some gems. Two words – wedding llamas. One hashtag – #FyreFest. And so much more in this week’s Bytesized.
Like Zuck
Mark Zuckerberg has embarked on a journey to visit 50 states in America. So what is Zuck doing? Well he is doing regular people things like feeding a cow. And of course the internet had this to say.
Hello I'm Mark Zuckerberg and I enjoy providing nutrients to the protein units on my free time like a regular person pic.twitter.com/KKa5zWvTuI
— Mark Constantine (@vexmark) May 1, 2017
#FyreFest
After paying up to $12k per person to attend #FyreFest the rich kids of social media weren’t impressed. They should have known when Ja Rule (who? exactly!) announced the gig. Basically it was hyped up by influencers on social media (Kendell Jenner being one of them) and did not live up to the hype. At all. But there is something really funny about rich people having to live like us common folk.
Never heard of #fyrefestival until 10 minutes ago. Now it's my favorite thing on the internet.
— VampireAngel13 (@VampireAngel_13) April 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/alexvndersmith/status/858052682426310657
GUYS GUYS ITS OK KENDALL WENT TO #fyrefestival IM SURE SHE BROUGHT ENOUGH PEPSI TO FIX, THIS CALM DOWN.
— Ryan Manns (@ryan_the_manns) April 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/Lyem11/status/858124849159356416
Finish your supper, there are starving 1 percenter kids at #fyrefestival
— Bronas Hoglund (@funnysportsjoke) April 29, 2017
How many times has "Do you know who I am?" been screamed in the face of a very frustrated and confused Bahamian? #fyrefestival
— SPANG (@CMontyBurnsIII) April 28, 2017
The #fyrefestival is like the the Catfish episode of Coachella.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) April 28, 2017
Wedding Llamas
Two things. 1. There is an Instagram account called Wedding Llamas. 2. WEDDING LLAMAS are a real thing. When I get married there are definitely going to be llamas at my wedding. But why stop there? What about birthday llamas? Baby shower llamas? Christmas llamas? Yes please.
Star Wars Day
May 4th is Star Wars Day (#MayThe4thBeWithYou) and these were some of the gems doing their rounds.
All your Star Wars tweets are dumb… dumb dumb dun dadumb dun dadumb.
— Drew Lynch (@TheDrewLynch) May 4, 2017
Happy #StarWarsDay! What would it look like if Star Wars characters used social media? https://t.co/F2qSdhSDrZ pic.twitter.com/WfJIA5sZde
— Hootsuite (@hootsuite) May 4, 2017
LOL
I’m going to binge watch 13 Reasons Why this weekend and probably binge eat Pringles while I’m at it.
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladies
All the Pringle ladiesGet their hands stuck
— Tilly Face (@tillygirl3) May 1, 2017
