Today is the day that I thought would never happen. Donald Trump is becoming the president of the USA. And as is tradition, each new prez needs to have a shindig. Here’s what you need to know about Trump’s inauguration party.
1.Donald Trump wrote his own inauguration speech
Trump’s aides say he wrote his inauguration speech himself. It’s like watching a baby use the big person toilet for the first time.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 18, 2017
“Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling …” pic.twitter.com/xcqMPi1lCc
— Deep Fried Man (@DeepFriedMan) January 18, 2017
Trump’s Inaugural address leaked… pic.twitter.com/J8soJQ4Ira
— Jordan Uhl (@JordanUhl) January 18, 2017
2.The guests include…
Putin says Trump is popular with the ladies. Makes sense. Why else would 200,000 of them be visiting Washington this weekend?
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 18, 2017
Trump invited some more people to his party, and Twitter responded with some awesome excuses
View more Donald Trump inauguration excuses here.
3.The inauguration party performers are…
The main act is 3 Doors Down. The 00’s called, they want their rock band back.
As for the rest of the guests, thank goodness for Google
Latest list of entertainers who will perform at Inaugural: pic.twitter.com/rUH352Ajqj
— West Wing Reports (@WestWingReport) January 19, 2017
I call this a missed opportunity #ThanksObama
