By now we are back at work and getting into the swing of things. But sitting at a desk from 9-5 can be a challenge after relaxing on a beach for 3 weeks. We get that and that’s why we have created the phases of going back to work list. You are welcome.
1.The I’ve been on holiday so I don’t even remember how to type an email phase
2.The I’ve been away so long that I don’t even know how to pretend to work phase
3.The I should’ve written down my password because now I’ve got to go to IT and get a new password phase
IT: Keep your passwords in a safe place ME: I use them every day. It’ll be fine4.The I forgot how much traffic sucks phase
And traffic! Traffic’s a nightmare! That’s how people describe it, a nightmare. Has anyone had this nightmare?
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!”
“What is it, darling? Are you all right?”
“No, I’m not all right at all!”
“What was it?”
“TRAFFIC!!!”
5.The can’t I just win the lotto phase
That $1.3 billion lotto amount got us speculating about what we would do if we won that kind of money.6.The now I’m back into the swing of things and can start working phase aka “Is it Friday yet?”
