Even though Tuesday was a fake Monday, this week has felt loooong. But luckily I found out that horses can grow mustaches so that made it all OK. I’ve tested out a Bytesized video so you can get your weekly dose in even shorter form. And if you like what you see, check out the snippets below for more details.
Take all my money
My favourite chocolate Twix has released a spread. You can now spread melted Twix all over your toast, ice cream or anything really. It will probably cost more than the going rate of an avo right now, but it will be worth it.
Some horses can grow mustaches
Some horses, male or female carry this gene that allows them to not only have luscious manes but also gives them the ability to grow a mustache. Horse mustaches are a thing and they are wonderful.
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Pennywise from IT can dance to any song
Follow this account to watch the clown from IT do the same creepy AF dance to any song. Hey Ya has to be my favourite.
— Pennywise Dancing (@Pennywise_Dance) September 12, 2017
Twitter reacts to the new 280 character limit
You can always count on Twitter to deliver, even if the news is Twitter related.
new idea: if you make a good tweet, the character limit for your next tweet goes up by one. if you make a bad tweet, it goes down by one
— leon 🐣 (@leyawn) September 27, 2017
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) September 27, 2017
CONSCIENCE: "don't do it."
*still 223 left*
— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) September 27, 2017
140 character twitter vs 280 character twitter pic.twitter.com/6FHyHgGSxQ
— Laura Waddell (@lauraewaddell) September 27, 2017
I just hope the pornbots get 280 characters before Trump.
— Barry Tuck (@BarryTuck) September 27, 2017
I’m going to leave you with this…
If you have weekend plans, cancel them now because a selfie microphone in these pimping colours could be yours for under R400.
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